Frank Thomas, 1991 Something Or Other

Name: Frank Thomas
Team: Chicago White Sox
Position: First base
Value of card: Instruction manual for Mario Paint
Key 1991 stat: Appeared on waaaaay too many baseball cards
For Pete's sake: Anyone can make a baseball card. Here's what you'll need:

• A color printer
• Photo paper
• Green construction paper (3.5 inches by 2.5 inches)
• A glue stick
• Line tape (red and yellow)
• A label maker

Now, using the Interweb, print out a boring picture of your favorite baseball player. Rub the glue stick on the green construction paper and adhere the photo to it. Alternating colors, place the line tape along the edge of the photo. Then, print out a label with the player's name and place the label at the bottom of the photo. Viola! You have a craptastic baseball card!

Frank Thomas, 1991 Something Or Other