Steve Foster, 1992 Donruss

Name: Steve Foster
Team: Cincinnati Reds
Position: Pitcher
Value of card: A chewed pen cap
Key 1991 stat: Multiple shirts worn at all times
Autographs signed by Steve Foster (as far as you know):

• "To Sarah: Thanks for pointing out that my face is as red as my jersey. We can't all be as pale as you, you brat."
• "To Brian: It sure is dark out here. Please don't kill me."
• "Dear Charlie: No, rookie hazing does not involve 'servicing' Marge Schott or her foul dog. That's disgusting."
• "To Juliet: Your name is from Shakespeare, right? But soft, what light above my left shoulder breaks? It is a UFO, and we're all going to die."
• "Dear Jimmy: Hold on, I need to mug for the camera real quick."

Steve Foster, 1992 Donruss